Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Gap

I wish they wouldn't embroider 'sweet dreams' on pillows, or silkscreen 'coffee' on mugs. I don't like bowls that say 'fruit', or cookie jars that say 'cookies' on them. Worst of all is the advertisement of a brand of clothing on the clothing itself. I can live with 'Levis' printed on the button of my jeans, but hoodies with the word 'Gap' across the front are a waste of a hoodie and the terrific word 'gap' as well.

Gap--- Any opening or breach in an otherwise continuous object
A breach by which an escape might be effected or an attack made
A notch or slit made in a swan's beak
A break in a range of mountains
To fill a vacant space.

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