Thursday, September 27, 2007

Thursday September 27 First Appearance





I was right to feel optimistic. I woke up and could breathe again, I could hear, and I could speak! The monster lives! It was hard to say goodbye at the ranch, I took a farewell photo of the Devil's Tower as we drove past. We made it to Rapid City and to the Television Station in good time. Good enough time that we were forced to idle away half an hour buying books at a good used bookstore down the street. The interview was good. I worried that we didn't say enough to promote the Festival, but it was the interviewer's program and he wanted to know if it was hard to write a book. Then asked how one writes a book. Hmmm, hard question to answer, actually.

Afterwards we stopped at Dinosaur Park in Rapid City. I have a photo of myself as a child sitting on those dinosaurs. Notice they are painted green. I used to think dinosaurs and elephants were green because of that park.

We got checked in at the hotel in Deadwood. As we walked in Sherry DeBoer said, "You must be Spring Warren!" For a moment I felt almost famous, then she introduced herself. We had exchanged e-mails, and, I imagine, she must have seen my web-site to know what I looked like. In any case she made us feel very welcome. We even got a gift bag.

The street you see above is Main Street in front of the Lincoln Hotel where gunfights are held every night during the summer, no matter the crosswalks. We are staying in the Hickock Hotel named after Wild Bill who was shot just down the street. The Hotel is newly renovated and quite plush with chocolates on the pillows and bathrobes, monogrammed with the dead man's name, hanging in the bath. Go down a flight of stairs, however and there is gambling and smoking in the lobby. No poker chips and whiskey, but video and one-armed bandits. Tonight we go to the author's reception. Tomorrow the Festival begins.

Wednesday September 26


I'm losing my voice. I open up the package of Luden's lozenges I packed and wonder if I have, in fact, hexed myself by buying all of the pharmaceuticals instead of having protected myself as I'd intended. Thank goodness I didn't buy wart cream or foot fungus spray. I suck on faux cherry candies and try not to panic. I look over my calendar, note the six appearances I am supposed to make and wonder how upset the Festival would be if I couldn't do it. I go over my notes, make more notes for the panels. I really don't feel good. Then my mom and I go into the sewing room. I half-heartedly start to sew scraps into crazy quilt squares while she makes insanely detailed pieced work panels. I like the crazy quilt. It takes no thought. Only sewing seam after seam and ironing them flat. It's repetitive, like swimming laps, but easier. It is meditation. By late afternoon, I am feeling a little optimistic. I think I'm feeling better. Knock on wood.

Tuesday Sept 25-The Ranch


I've been laying around the ranch feeling horrible, my hearing waxing and waning, and getting more and more anxious about the Book Festival in Deadwood and how I am going to function sick and deaf. My father mentions to me that he had just received in the mail a notice from the Wyoming Department of Health about what to do in case of a flu pandemic. Stockpile food and water. Don't go to work or send your children to school. Is he looking at me strangely? Wishing I didn't hug him when I came in the door?
I feel a little better after dinner. My mother worries it is going to frost. We all rush outside and pick apples.

Sunday September 23 From Davis to the Ranch




HELP, I CAN"T HEAR ANYTHING!
I'm still feeling very much under the weather, but armed with Dayquil and Tylenol I get on the plane. All is well until the landing in Minneapolis/St. Paul. My ears made a terrible noise and everything became muffled. I couldn't hear much of what was being said to me and when I spoke I felt like I was yelling, though Louis and Sam complained I was speaking too softly. This does not bode well. Once in the airport I ran to the airport shop and got an additional decongestant, but that didn't work. Going back up in the plane then landing in Rapid City (1st pic) didn't improve matters at all.
There was a beautiful sunset and an impressive rainbow as we drove to the ranch, however. Perhaps my health will quickly improve.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

The night before

I've got it all ready, crossed almost everything off the list, stacked the carry-ons beside the door. In order to do this I have taken a box of Dayquil. Used a box of kleenex. I have whined and moaned and whinged and protested my disbelief that I would get SICK the day before we left. I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't do anything about it. I'm just too tired. As long as we get there, it will be fine. As long as I have the itinerary and the notes, we can manage without the rest. All I need to do now is drink a hot cup of chai, curl up on the couch and finally do the final thing on the list. Rest.

That was a great day. And now... (last day)

Yesterday was one of those days that pulls me right out of my usual state of anxious blue. My publicist e-mailed me two reviews, both great. One from the Great Falls paper and one from the San Francisco Chronicle! I also got an e-mail from an old friend who is going to try to come and visit me while I'm in Montana. Then, feeling extremely chipper, I got my nails done and as I have only had my nails done twice in my life, I found sitting in the spa watching women trail in and out very interesting. And my nails have a nice trimmed look, though I have already chipped, dented and rubbed the nude polish on them. I got my hair cut a little more, and I love it. I got more copies of my cards made, and then when I got back home found an invitation for Louis and I to present for the Modesto Bee Book Club! (I now have three book clubs lined up to talk to!)

I got a package from one of my best friends and in it was the typewriter charm pictured above and a travel kit complete with neck pillow, earplugs and lotion. By this time, I am reeling with happiness.

We had drinks with friends as we often do on Friday afternoons at the Bistro and celebrated Kathy's finished rough draft and article acceptance. Whiskey was good. Then we met John and Lisa and had dinner at the Mustard Seed. A great time. At one point we were all singing Gentle on my Mind-good thing I didn't have my harmonica or the evening might well have soured. Instead we went from that to telling off-color jokes with the chef. (A cowboy walks into...)

When I got home I slumped on the couch. My throat was slightly sore. (uproarious behavior will do that.)

I woke up this morning...SICK. Nose running, throat tight, eyes swollen, slight cough. It is cloudy. It is cold. I have a lot to do and no energy to do it. All the anxiety I wasn't feeling yesterday was just waiting until my resistance was down to sock me with both a cold and dire pessimism.

Today-Buy more dayquil. Pack computer/paperwork bag. Check that I have all the itinerary information, notes, phone numbers, and names that I will need. Rest.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

2 Days

What ifs are exploding all around. What if I catch a bug on the plane and don't have antihistimine? What if I get a toothache like I did in Chicago and can't find a dentist or a pair of pliers? What if I get stung by a bee, get a cold sore, a flare, a headache?

It would be bad. But I will do the magical incantation to keep these things from happening. I will go to RiteAid and arm myself with pharmaceuticals, and that preparation will ensure I will need nothing of the things I purchased. Right?

I will collect all my paperwork in a file today. Send off the last forms to the Festival, gather books and make sure all the official stuff will fit into my 2nd carryon. (I don't check baggage anymore) I need to make sure I have a good pen for book signing (Sure HOPE I need it) Trying to sign books with a bad pen is awful. Too thin of point, too thick, too fast, too draggy and it starts to look like a five year old signed my name. I need to contact a couple of friends in Missoula and hope to see them while I'm there and print out driving directions to the TV station in Rapid City.

The rest of today is a day of regular pre-travel activities. Do laundry. (Go to the drug store) Talk to Jesse and Nicole about watching the house (geese, ducks, turtles, fish, cats, rabbits). Make sure there is plenty of animal food. Type up directions. Some cleaning. Call the ranch and make sure all is fine for our arrival, anticipate seeing my folks, the ranch, Wyoming.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

3 Days



I got an e-mail this morning from Elizabeth (the magic publicist) She's putting together an interview on Montana Public Radio. I have been on the radio before, on the program, "Two Broads Casting" here in Davis. It was actually a lot of fun, though I agonized over the appearance in anticipation. Before I went on I cautioned the hosts, "I am so sorry, but if you ask me for any specific name or date, I WILL blank and you will have an awkward, ugly pause on the air."

When asked what books I am reading or have loved, I stammer and stutter and hundreds of books whir through my mind and I can't read the title or the author's name of a single one.

In light of that particular drawback of mine, (one of many, alas) I should be better prepared. I'll write down my favorite authors and books (or three of them, at least) in preparation for the inevitable question.

Today, in addition to the book list, I need to drop off a few more books, a few more invitations, call the Bistro to make sure they can accomodate a crowd for drinks post reading, find my missing favorite jeans (WHERE could they have gone?) and print off still more bookmarks and postcards.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

4 DAYS


Louis gave me the copy of his book he uses for readings to reference his "readings system."

He brackets the passages in the book he will read aloud. At the end of each passage he writes in the page number for what he will read next. He pencils in transitions. The slips of paper you see stuck in the book have prompts for what he will talk about at that point, and on each of those pieces of paper he writes the page number where they belong in case he drops the book and all of the pieces of paper go flying free. I'll give it a try.

My glasses broke last night. My prescription glasses. I imagine I could get by with cheaters, but the Helmi (Helmus and Helmus, our eyedoctors) say they think they can repair the things by tomorrow, considering the situation.

We received a package of information from the South Dakota Book Festival. Lots of information (very exciting) but no hotel room listed where it was supposed to be...and Sam will be along with us and there wasn't a ticket for him for the Literary Feast. I figured we'd buy one if we could get one at all at this late date. Elizabeth, the magical publicist took care of it all.

The feast is featuring readings by Ivan Doig, David Laskin, my fellow panelist Nyla Griffith and Cathie Draine, among others. When I lived in Sundance my 2nd grade teacher was Sylvia Draine. She was still teaching when I came to Sundance to teach school myself. One day in the teacher's lounge, the air blue with smoke (at least half the teacher's smoked at the time) Sylvia Draine and Mrs. Ripley (another one of my grade school teachers) looked at me approvingly. Mrs. Draine said, "She certainly has turned out well, hasn't she?" I glowed. Then either Mrs. Draine or Mrs. Ripley, apparently remembering my lackluster grade school years, said, "I certainly didn't see it in her." and the other concurred.

I wonder if Cathie Draine is a relative of the indomitable Sylvia. I will have to google and see what I can come up with.

I am thinking of clothes, of packing. Not only for the festival, but for the ranch the four days before. Jeans, jeans, jeans and some unwrinkleable black items...skirt, shirts, the like. Melissa gave me a great pair of black shoes and Carol is lending me her boots, which seem to be one of two pairs of boots in the universe that have ever fit me. I feel like a bride- something borrowed, something black. Bride of Frankenstein I guess.

I am now a fully fledged member of the Western Writers of America. Got a welcome today.

Monday, September 17, 2007

5 DAYS


A weekend of biking. Actually, only some hours of biking on the weekend, but the seventy miles tired me out the entire weekend. I was forced by my unassailable fatigue to take a nap though I often wake from naps even groggier than I was going in. Maybe I had a "touch of something." Something seems to be going around. In any case, I didn't get anything done but the NYT crossword puzzle.

Today, only five days before we fly to Rapid City, I need to drop off the last two books to people in the acknowledgements, finish the airline arrangements, make a reading plan and mark Turpentine accordingly, send the finished comments on the book I just read, make sure I have all the copies I need in the event file. Maybe I'll try to figure out what unwrinkleable clothes I should stuff into my suitcase for the trip.

Then when Sam gets home, we'll watch David Attenborough (my hero) and eat popcorn.

Friday, September 14, 2007

8 Days

I began day 8 BT (before tour) with a run. As I ran I thought about Kandee and as often happens (though not as often as I like) I figured out a few things about the novel. As soon as I got home (which was not as soon as I'd like) I jotted down the cryptic notes I'd been chanting to myself fearing I'd forget them.

-2 mentions of Rudolph 1) flu house, 2) diary...
-Rudolph scene (the house with fruit trees)...
-4 stinks..
-Opening New Year's dance, some soldiers dancing others not.

I mailed my applications to Western Writers of America and to Women Writing the West. I've been waiting to do this and now with an officially published book under my belt, I was finally able to fill out the forms.

Elizabeth e-mailed more travel plans (did I want to spend an extra day in Missoula?) and information on the Banff/Calgary trip. Everything is set so far, though I need to make reservations for ABQ.

I made contact with some of the writers I will be appearing with on panels over the next month. What a great bunch I get to hang with: Ellen Baker-Keeping the House, Alyson Hady-Keeneland, Snow Ashes, -Nyla Griffith, Lucky Strike, -Russell Rowland, The Watershed Years, In Open Spaces and Sarie MacKay, Lodestar. That is a wonderful part of this gig-getting to meet all those authors.

One of the high points of the day was receiving a message from a fan. He read Turpentine and wrote such a nice note, I was greatly cheered. I often think of writing to authors and do not- thinking they might not want to hear from someone they don't know. I may have to re-think that stance. I certainly liked it.

Finally, reading a draft of Shawna Yang Ryan's upcoming book. (Check out Locke 1928) Both books are really something. Another great part of the writer's gig is when you have writing friends who will not only read your work, but also hand over great novels for your perusal.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

The Tour


I'm counting down the days until the tour begins, and I am a little nervous about the whole thing. When I got the book contract and the plans for the fall started coming together, I had little idea of what it all meant. I looked online for accounts of first time authors on first time tours, but didn't find anything. Luckily, there are wonderful people at Grove Atlantic and they patiently answer all my questions with no apparent incredulity. Still, it is a unknown land I enter into.

As Pete Seager sang "as I travel you can travel with me too."...ON THE TOUR.

Pre-tour (9 days before flight 1)
Today I answered e-mails. There was a sudden problem with the Albuquerque reading, a conflict of events. The date was changed to one day earlier, advertising shifted, and of course, the day I fly changed. The wonderful Elizabeth, Grove publicist, is figuring out my flight needs for the Canada and the Montana legs of the tour.

I was invited to stay longer in Montana and take part in the Summit Salon in Banff at the Banff Center after finishing at the WordFest in Calgary. The place, the event, sound fantastic. It also means I fly straight to Montana afterwards rather than back to California then to Montana.

I've been passing out the invitations to the Avid Reader Event. I feel like this little job makes me feel a little more secure. (I'm doing something!) Any way to find calm.

2 more events that have alleviated stress-

1) My mother called. She'd read Turpentine. She cried and said the book was so good she had that blue feeling one gets on Christmas afternoon when you know it is all over and now you have to wait another year for it to come around again. Except that I, personally, have a GREAT feeling when Christmas is over (Won't have to do that for another year!) and recognizing that yes, this is my loving mother making the comment, I was buoyed.

2) I had a harmonica lesson! It was great, I liked my teacher, he didn't smite his brow even once during the lesson and he made some really, really cool sounds on the harmonica and assured me that I would (eventually) do the same.

(What not to do.) Don't get a haircut so soon before going. I went to a new salon, got a good haircut, but it's short! I should have got the cut earlier, but put it off...I did tell the salon owner I didn't want much change, but he was scandalized by what had happened on the back of my head due to years of self-hair cuts. It will be cool in the Rocky Mountain West, I'll have to get turtlenecks to keep my own turtle neck warm.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Graphic Arts

Invitations...if you don't have one and want one, let me know your address and I'll mail it ASAP.

I like the graphics on these. The weight of the buffalo against the slender letters on the invitation and the small buffalo against the big word on the bookmark.

In graphic arts, in writing, in food (in life?) many of the most exciting pairings are, if not opposites, then the very different. Chutney's spice against the sweet tart fruit, a novel's horrific image rendered in exquisite language, a pool on a hot day.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Turpentine, in-situ




Shawna came to town yesterday (Yes, the Shawna Yang Ryan, writer extraordinaire, who wrote Locke 1928, available on Amazon, don't tell me you haven't read it yet? Have you checked out her web site? She has one of the best blogs going!) We went to bookstores to see it on the shelves. At Borders we found all but one of the autographed versions sold and six new ones out.

Louis brought them to a clerk and said I would sign them. The clerk looked at me dubiously and I said, "He means, I will sign them if you would like me to..." The clerk frowned. "Maybe two. If you sign the books, we can't return them!" I signed (squeaked three under the wire) and tried not to laugh. What faith the woman had in me!

I had, of course forgotten my camera, and Shawna hers so we didn't even get to record the event for posperity.

I was downtown this morning, however, so I went back, took a photo and was stopped by the clerk. He told me he couldn't allow me to take photographs in the store. I pointed to Turpentine and said, "Oh, I was just taking a picture of my book." He didn't smile. "It is corporate policy. No photographs."

Why? What could people do with pictures taken in Borders? What are they afraid of? Do things happen in Borders they don't want bandied about? What happens in Borders stays in Borders?

And the photograph that got interrupted? That's not it. That's not Borders. That may not even be Turpentine top shelf second from the left. I swear.

Really and sadly, that's the way it was.

A friend who had seen yesterday's posting asked me if I hadn't messed up my office more than it really was for the sake of the photograph?
Louis said he couldn't believe I would post that picture.
What? Doesn't everyone's office get like this?

Thursday, September 6, 2007


I couldn't take it anymore. I had been working nonstop trying to get a draft done, telling myself the cleaning would wait, unpacking the rest of Turpentine would wait, throwing out the candy wrappers and the scrap paper and emptying the trash would wait. I couldn't file the papers. I needed the research notes. Every spare moment I could get into the office was for writing. But tonight, I had an hour. I had already written for six and the mess stress was killing me.

“First comes thought; then organization of that thought, into ideas and plans; then transformation of those plans into reality. The beginning, as you will observe, is in your imagination.”
Napoleon Hill (American author, 1883-1970)

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Gap

I wish they wouldn't embroider 'sweet dreams' on pillows, or silkscreen 'coffee' on mugs. I don't like bowls that say 'fruit', or cookie jars that say 'cookies' on them. Worst of all is the advertisement of a brand of clothing on the clothing itself. I can live with 'Levis' printed on the button of my jeans, but hoodies with the word 'Gap' across the front are a waste of a hoodie and the terrific word 'gap' as well.

Gap--- Any opening or breach in an otherwise continuous object
A breach by which an escape might be effected or an attack made
A notch or slit made in a swan's beak
A break in a range of mountains
To fill a vacant space.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Entry project part 2, 3,4...


















































Alas, before one builds, one has to prepare. One must paint. I hate painting. (walls and sheds, houses and the like) I started to paint, but I couldn't quite reach the whole thing. So-(pic 2) Louis got the ladder and finished the high spots for me, then decided (picture 3) to go ahead and finish painting the entire length of the wall. While he was doing that, I spray painted the light fixture to match the hooks I'd purchased earlier at IKEA.(pic 4) THEN I got to build, install the hooks, put down the FLOR squares and entice a cat to recline for ambience. Ta-Da! (Pic 5)

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Transforming the entry

Sometimes I just want to build something. Something I can put my hands on and use. Because writing, though building with words, is very abstract. An abstractions of sound into meaning. An abstract set of marks to symbolize the abstract sounds that mean something. If one works on a computer they are using little blips of electricity that create a sequence of blips so that the computer can "read" in its abstract language and turn it into our abstract language. All those abstract words into abstract sentences, into abstract files called chapters and books...

Like I said, I want to put my hands on wood, cut it, shape it, use it. I've made tables, chairs, amoires, boxes, pencil holders...today I am going to put up hooks in the entry so that we can hang our coats. For no matter it is 100 degrees out, fall, and then winter, are coming.

Here is the before. Actually it looks pretty good. In the photo you can't see the holes in the wall, the dingy paint, the scratches and stain on the sixty year old tiles...believe me, they are there.